Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2012

Stupidest Christmas song ever….

But how are we going to drown you out?

Hey, he didn’t make them promise no boo-ing…

I think I’m the only person who enjoys that song….…..I mean, who enjoys the song we’re assuming this is about.

Bet Gene Krupa coulda jazzed it up.

No baa-ing? WIthout their help, he couldn’t keep the bleat.

I thought they were just keeping time?

Flam on the lamb.

Sorry, my vote is for (against) Holly Jolly Christmas.

I actually like the Little Drummer Boy version done by David Bowie and Bing Crosby.

Great, with all the OTHER Christmas carols already running through my head, now this one will be, too! (I always thought that the Little Drummer Boy should “Bang the Drum Slowly”…….)

The title is “The Little Drummer Boy.” I’ve heard innumerable arrangements of it, from the Harry Simeone Chorale to God knows what. I can only tolerate that song in small doses. Unfortunately, it’s about 5 of the 17 songs on the playlist of this area’s Relentless Christmas radio station.

I’m sure he’s not that baaaad!

Number Six, I hope you’re doing well.

my least favorite, “I ain’t getting nothing for christmas”. The drummer boy is in my top 5