Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for January 14, 2013

But not in as much detail as the oil drilling please…

Please Tarzan, make it a quick one. I simply cannot take any more excessively long explainations.

This is beginning to get irritating. Tarzan bringing in westerners to educate ignorant savages who were minding their own business – what the hell?! This is a really crappy story line. And we just got through with a T-Rex, so it’s bad to worse.

Bill, go tell everyone Howdy while I ’splain to Chiefie.

Yes indeed, Howdy Bill howdying it up with the “locals” before telling them about religion and industry and “civilizing” the savages!The chief seems borderline PO’d about “Big Bird” (surely not the one from Sesame Street!) scaring the c-rap out of his people…Tarzan had best step softly on that one.Good to see you back PatyAnn & Mr. saywhat….and B’wana Q that “Trader Horn” movie was a good one although kind of “hokey” by today’s standards…not enough killing and bloodshed, sex, etc. :)> XXXViolenceAGowa!!

Ah, Duncan Reynaldo aka The Cisco Kid. I miss him and Pancho.

Please remember that our “current writers” wrote this script nearly half a century ago.