FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for May 31, 2013

Didn’t we just run this arc a few months ago?

Legeleagle48, my fellow Latter-day Saint, if you’re reading this, what makes you irritable in the morning?

And Andy, how many times do we have to tell you — you don’t get to unilaterally decide when it’s time for Roger to give up coffee, or anything else!

IT’S BERSERK’O-TIME!!!

Andy is really beginning to get on my nerves with her lack of a brain.

The world runs on two things: oil and coffee. Apparently, to Andy, it runs on tofu and soybean.

she could just buy the decaf.

Starbucks!

I ALWAYS make sure we have coffee in the house. It was one of the first things I learned when I got married. Particularly important now that my husband works 3rd shift. Oh, and “Decaf” is a dirty word. (For the record, I’m more of a tea drinker.)

My husband doesn’t drink coffee but he is insistent on Mt. Dew in the house at all times. I think it keeps him up too late at night (he drinks 2 cans after 10pm) but I wouldn’t dare try to take it away from him!

You can’t just drop coffee cold turkey!

If that’s what wives are good for then, I’m staying single.. Anyone that thinks that decaf is a good substitute obviously does not drink coffee in the morning.

It is coffee alone that sets my mind in motion, it is only by the beans of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shacking, the shacking is a warning, it is coffee alone that sets my mind in motion. (Apologizes to Frank Herbert)

Andy does have a bit of a problem with the smug self-righteousness of a crazed food faddist.

Andy’s face in the last panel says it all. Self-righteous to the core.We don’t have coffee in the house, but then neither of us like the stuff. Hubby drinks Coca Cola and I drink tea. If visitors come, they know to bring their own coffee.

“You wanna see irritable? I’ll show you irritable!”

Andy is going to regret this idea by the time this arch is over.

Brain her with the coffeepot and show her what irritable really is

In 7th grade a I had a science teacher that needed a heart trasplant. She was 28. and for the vast majority of that she had drunk 2 or 3 Cokes every day..I don’t drink caffine. Aside from chocolate I don’t think there’s any in the house.

No, the LACK of coffee is making him irritable.

Not this one. My husband drinks coffee when he wants. I do not drink it. I cannot handle caffeine.

Andy, I don’t you know the definition of irritable. Fortunately, your husband is going to educate you.

@Andy

YOU’RE GOING DOWN CLOWN!!!