Reminds me of a little story I saw in the news awhile back. Someone who was known througout his neighborhood of walking his dog and not cleaning up after it, his dog got his wallet and ate several hundred dollars worth of cash. Later on he did not notice when it leave it on someone’s lawn.
Once the dog owner realized this he began searching all the place he KNEW his dog had done its business and one of the home owners told him while cleaning up the terds he found cash in them. The dog owner Demanded the cash back, the home owner refused thus the dog owner was going to sue.
However the home owner washed and cleaned up all the cash and told him he could have it back for a dollar amount that was slightly more than the amount of cash in it. The home owner even billed him for it, said you admitted to your dog leaving this here, you requested it back, I cleaned it up. You are now required to pay.
It was settled out of court, but lets just say that dog owner always carried a baggie from that day forward.
el8 over 11 years ago
Armed response.
linsonl over 11 years ago
Er….really a BB gun will do nicely, and is a lot closer to being legal to own.
William Bednar Premium Member over 11 years ago
Yeah, go ahead, poop in MY backyard! Make my day!
battle of plattsburgh over 11 years ago
I’m with the homeowners on this one.
reese828 over 11 years ago
Exactly what I was thinking.
Keith Messamer over 11 years ago
“An armed society is a polite society.” Robert A. Heinlein
Pharmakeus Ubik over 11 years ago
Quite the disproportionate response.
Mike H over 11 years ago
Gleerberman enderman..
Seiko over 11 years ago
Onward the poodle ménage !Half a yard, half a yard, half a yard more.Into the garden of Gleeberman !
angelfiredragon over 11 years ago
Reminds me of a little story I saw in the news awhile back. Someone who was known througout his neighborhood of walking his dog and not cleaning up after it, his dog got his wallet and ate several hundred dollars worth of cash. Later on he did not notice when it leave it on someone’s lawn.
Once the dog owner realized this he began searching all the place he KNEW his dog had done its business and one of the home owners told him while cleaning up the terds he found cash in them. The dog owner Demanded the cash back, the home owner refused thus the dog owner was going to sue.
However the home owner washed and cleaned up all the cash and told him he could have it back for a dollar amount that was slightly more than the amount of cash in it. The home owner even billed him for it, said you admitted to your dog leaving this here, you requested it back, I cleaned it up. You are now required to pay.
It was settled out of court, but lets just say that dog owner always carried a baggie from that day forward.