Ralph: Attention, passengers... We are aware that the long lines here at the security checkpoint can be frustrating... So we are now offering an express line!
Sign: Express line 10 Banned items or less
@TrapperJohn: You’re right. We should all sit out on the street protesting and be miserable for the rest of our lives until the government changes. That’ll show ’em.
@win: Pity you can’t just pick up stuff from the confiscation bins on your way out of the airport. :-)
WoodEye about 11 years ago
Bend over for faster service!
flagfly about 11 years ago
When did he leave the department store?
davanden about 11 years ago
“Fewer.”
Chrissakes about 11 years ago
That’s what makes Ralph Drabble so endearing — he’s always thinking.
el8 about 11 years ago
I always acquire banned items at my destination.
shamino about 11 years ago
@TrapperJohn: You’re right. We should all sit out on the street protesting and be miserable for the rest of our lives until the government changes. That’ll show ’em.
@win: Pity you can’t just pick up stuff from the confiscation bins on your way out of the airport. :-)