Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 13, 2013

Can a mule and a jackass marry?

I called it when this story first started! LOL

PS: That even startled poor old Becky!

Is this a family comic?

That Rufus! He’s an animal! :-)

Sounds like a plan that would be concocted by his brother, Magnus. Maybe, when they find out he married a Mule, they can share a cell. LOL

I wonder how many years before people actually do try to marry other animals?

Rick Santorum is throwing a fit right now.

Isn’t there some kind of law about that?

I know of no state that allows inter species marriage. In fact, when it was outlawed, somebody wrote a song about it. “There’ll Never Be Another Ewe.”

Greg Gutfeld has tongue-in-cheekily predicted that this would be the next step beyond gay marriage.

Animal husbandry

If they’re lucky they’ll have Rufus’s good heartedness and Becky’s brains. If they’re unlucky they’ll have Rufus’s brains and Becky’s speed.

Poor ole Becky..Instead of ending up with a carrot she ends

up with a silly goose..

And it’s in the Nexus lane! [the fast lane at the Canada/US border]