Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 01, 2013

He’s getting the thread.

The basic rule of life, along with ‘duct tape holds the universe together’, and ‘If it moves and it shouldn’t use duct tape. If it doesn’t move and it should, use WD40.’

Face it no matter what he’s screwed.

Another loose screw…

So old fashioned. They need Phillip’s help.

Dad’s advice isn’t much help if you’re left-handed.

I mean, left-threaded……….

The logic here is one is a turn-on and the other a turn-off.

Yeah, strip those threads baby!

There they are, on the beach, no swimsuits, and I don’t see any nuts.

What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?

Not sure of the message is it you marry the girl righty but if you want to have fun go out with the girl named lefty ?

Sand screws?

And a Helicoprion Shark with spiral teeth jumps out of the water to eat them.http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112792761/ancient-shark-spiral-toothed-jaw-study-022713/

Funny comic and funny comments. Thanks for the laughs.

And watch out for the lock washers!

It’s only that way if you’re not talking about turnbuckle eye bolts ;) One goes left, one goes right :)

luckily, his son seems pretty level-headed.. er flat-headed?

slutheads

and don’t forget to use a washer.