Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 03, 2013

Shoe is almost nude (completely nude without the shoes)

I’ve never thought of it: What are nudists buried in? And I wonder if anyone has ever insisted on being buried nude.

Hopefully you won’t have to bare to look.

Ok, there must be a nude theme running today….

Check out today’s Monty strip:

http://www.gocomics.com/monty

I’m a nudist. Nudists aren’t ashamed of their bodies. Textile people are, for some unknown reason.

birds of a feather flock together

My older first cousin Jimmy worked at a funeral home. He was an embalmer. He had two assistants. One was normal but the other was a bery large and strong mentally challenged man. It was a real slow nightshift and Jimmy’s “normal” assistant said he would like to play a joke on the other one and Jimmy agreed. So first assistant went in the prep room and covered himself with a sheet. Jimmy sent big guy into the room as regular guy sat bolt upright on the table and hollered “WOOOoooOOO”. It took seventeen stitches to close the cut in his scalp.

I have never met people more outgoing, friendly or helpful than nudists. In know this is generalizing, but nudists tend to be nice people.

This is the kind of gag that really doesn’t play right in a talking animal/birds strip. Shoe wears no clothes. The Perfessor rarely wears pants- but has them on today n order to set up the punch line.