The Phone Conversation:.Repairman: “The heel, you say!”Old Woman: “Yep. Broke down clear thru the sole!”Repairman: “Get a clergyman.”Old Woman: “S-o-l-e.”Repairman: “I ain’t no fisherman, lady”Old Woman: “Let me speak to your manager”Repairman: “She ain’t no man-ager. She’s a lady.”Old Woman: “I used to think I was, %#@&#$!”
el8 about 11 years ago
Well, it’ll do for a tart because the pie’s not the limit.
marshalljpeters Premium Member about 11 years ago
That doesn’t look like a cobbler to me. More like a pie.
Linux0s about 11 years ago
Does peach cobbler give you cobble stones?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
That foundation guy had some crust!
But it looks like now she’s got everything in apple-pie order.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 11 years ago
Looks like nice sturdy lattice-work.
pcolli about 11 years ago
I’ve heard of a beef cobbler.
el8 about 11 years ago
Thanks, Suze – I knead these comics and comments for a just dessert. L’chaim!
jreckard about 11 years ago
Heel do.
emptc12 about 11 years ago
The Phone Conversation:.Repairman: “The heel, you say!”Old Woman: “Yep. Broke down clear thru the sole!”Repairman: “Get a clergyman.”Old Woman: “S-o-l-e.”Repairman: “I ain’t no fisherman, lady”Old Woman: “Let me speak to your manager”Repairman: “She ain’t no man-ager. She’s a lady.”Old Woman: “I used to think I was, %#@&#$!”
J Short about 11 years ago
Well, at least it’s not cow pie.
rini1946 about 11 years ago
took me a second I like it
Digital Frog about 11 years ago
Nice to see them trying to fix up these old classics instead of tearing them down to build insoles.
finale about 11 years ago
Should have brought in the TV preacher:.“HEAL: I SAY!”
wicky about 11 years ago
Damn these puns.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 11 years ago
What a waste of dough.
hippogriff about 11 years ago
It can’t be a pi ‘cause a shoe isn’t round. On the other hand, shoe repair is the business of a cobbler.
Stephen Gilberg about 11 years ago
At least this version of the old woman looks a lot better than the one from last week’s “Reality Check.”
vldazzle about 11 years ago
Wrong kind of cobbler, but I agree that it WOULD freshen the air.
Jules934 about 11 years ago
Oooppssss! That’s a pie, not a cobbler.
Now her shoe has a pie-heel. Hehehehehehe hehehe hehe
Buggerlugs about 11 years ago
Maybe one of these under the shoe would help.