Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for March 18, 2013

So who’s running the joint?

It’s called “Oh my dog” because of what you’ll be saying on the toilet.

So the months of this storyline were absolutely pointless.

So the new exclam, OMD! Wow we sure snuck out of the Toni/Brad reality show. I don’t have any idea where today’s arc can go. (I really miss AE).

Lev, my wife could put away food to rival just about any guy I know and never pass 130 lbs (at 5’4"). Some women have the metabolism of a jackrabbit on crack.

If TJ left, their sales must’ve been like, cut in 1/3.

it is said that if you wear one of those paper crowns too often, AE will appear herself right next to you and take away your soul (or your money)!!!!

Lev regardless of weather or not he needs the money is unimportant. Normally a teenager with a job is not making nearly enough to support himself. The point of such jobs is to learn how to work. How to deal with a manager. How to be an adult when he enters the cruel, cold world.

I am disappointed that we didn’t really see the climax of the Ann Awful Arc. Yay, she’s gone. But where? We need a Cross Time Saloon where she meets up with the Punisher.

Good to see Oxford again! And good to see Bernice eating! Perhaps the conversation can be carried forward to reveal what became of Annie Awful and who’s running this WeenieWorld now….

Hey Levi, that was a kind thing you said about your tribute to Luann :) Thank you

Obviously Ox is dyslexic…

Lev, Greg has been listening to you… Bernice is in the dailies, and Luann isn’t even there…. Of course, now we have to wait to see how meeting Dirk’s wife has affected Toni :S

Did they leave together?

I have to add my voice to the rest, yesterday’s first comment (well timed!) was very good indeed.Obviously you had thought it through before posting it.

Ann shall return. TJ, too. Too strong characters to just disappear, for ever. As a Christian, I find it interesting that yoga (a rival religion) has saved Dirk from his evil side.

Lev, have you ever seen those guys who compete in hot dog eating contests at places like Nathan’s? Some of them look like they could take a shower in a shotgun barrel. Just be glad Bernice is eating something/anything (a paean to the underrated Todd Rundgren there), although she strikes me as the type who would turn up her nose at hot dogs in favor of sushi.

Fun to see 3 secondary characters with no primaries. Also love reading 2 Luann comics now.

I LIKE Ox.

No, REALLY do.

Nice Guy. Needs a Girlfriend.Hey, there’s two CHOICES here!Let’s SEE: One is Hyper-Brainy Over Opinionated, Possessive, but Kinda Cute Feminist.The other is an Attractive but Annoying Social Activist that LOVES to Criticize other People’s Food Choices.

Uhhhhhh, BETTER keep LOOKING Dude.

Hey, I hear THAT Tiffany Gal is FREE!!!

Nice, Greg. Way to leave us hanging on the Toni-Brad arc.

Can fast food be good or bad or both?

Until I turned 45, I couldn’t gain weight if I tried. When I was in college I tried milkshakes with eggs, everything—was thing as a stick. Oh, how I long for those days now!

Maybe Miss Eiffel will have a psychological makeover like Dirk and come back as a Hospice worker.

yes it can be possible for a person to be a facestuffer and still be thin.if the person in question has a super high metabolism. they can eat as much as they want and still not gain.on the other hand, some folks barely eat and still gain weight.being a facestuffer does not mean fat person. nor does being a fat person means being a facestuffer.

The Colonial hot dog!The real meal hot dog!For people who eat – like there’s no tomorrow.(How many people remember that one?)

Sigh. Spare us from well-intentioned elite-dieting snobs everywhere.

Because he needs to get EX – PER – I – ENCE.The pay, whether little or much, is a good thing, but he must get EX – PER – I – ENCE that he cannot possibly get by just going to school.After graduation, he’s going to look for work, and recruiters/employers/managers/ are going to hit him over the head with, and jam up his behind the word EX – PER – I – ENCE. He needs this job now so he can claim to have EX – PER – I – ENCE. And if he feels betrayed, lied to, or anything else, he’ll be accused of having a “bad attitude” by people who have attitudes of their own and refuse to check them, or to consider why people think and feel that way. That is why he needs this job.

Well, this came out of nowhere. It’s nice to see what the others are up to though. :) How are things with Gunther and Rosa?

The previous day was a dream shot. Today, too?

Oh, I don’t know….We’ve all known people who can scarf anything insight and never gain an ounce.

( Don’tcha HATE ’em? )

Did I miss something? When did Ox get hired and TJ and Ann Awful leave? Did TJ finally get his revenge? Looks like someone left a big hole.I am surprised at Greg. Usually when he comes back to a storyline he picks up where he left off from last time. .

Ahm thinkin Ox is in luv… watching Bern unhinge and devour..

Leviticus- loved your tribute to Mr. Evans and his work yesterday. You’re right on.*On to today—his parents have enough money, and he has enough money for food, but hopefully his parents see that work builds character and so are making him work for his spending money.*The real question is, when will Bernice enthusiastically than TJ for driving out their mutual enemy?*And even crunchies can have a doughnut or hot dog once a week!

What mystery? TJ sent in the evidence against her. Nothing strange about that.

Once again in that nether land between when the alarm (failed) to go off and I got up— got to thinking that we’ve been too hard on Toni’s brother, Jonah.*I think he and Toni are the same age, so if Toni was totally lost and looking for guidance, what about Jonah? They used to say boys matured emotionally two years behind girls, so what sort of “control” or guidance did he get?*This would be shortly before Shannon’s birth. Jonah would we looking for a strong, older person he could lean on. I sure hope he did NOT fall victim to AE!

Food service is different, apparently. I’ve never worked in a fast food restaurant (or any other kind, for that matter), but I’ve heard things. You get paid 2 dollars an hour (or so), plus tips. If you work well and get nice customers, the tips will bring your pay up to at least minimum wage..Or so I’ve heard.

what happened to WW hats?

You obviously underestimate the power of teenage metabolism!

Brilliant. :)

Anyone remember ‘Wiener King’?

Going to a fast food restaurant for a salad, is like going to a drug dealer for an aspirin. Come on, Delta, Live a little. Have an Oh My Dog, with a side of Chili Chese Fries, and a Diet Coke. ;)

Oh yes she could. I have my whole life and I am a size 6 at 5’7".

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz interesting, but comments are to lonnggggzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, naps getting longer too.

That would be excellent shown where she is now.

Hey Delta, don’t judge. >:(

Ah, come on..we gotta know what happened. Show us in re-run. AE n TJ. Cmon.

ox-toe?

So TJ stifled Eifel

Ox isn’t a bad guy, but the service has to be slower and WW doesn’t look like much fun to go to.

It was plenty if they were already looking for a reason to get rid of her, like the secret shoppers had reported getting the hard sell from her cashier, or customer complaints from people like Ox.

I ate like crazy up through college and never topped 130 lbs until two years after I graduated…

Let’s see.With a gross income of $16,640 (and it’s your only source of income), you would have $6,890 in taxable income if single, and $0 taxable income if married and filing jointly. Based upon the $16,640, a single person would be eligible for an Earned Income Credit of $0, and a couple married filing jointly would be eligible for an EIC of $196. If, of course, the filer meets the qualifications. (Source: 1040EZ Instructions for 2012, pp. 12-18).

they dont pay him, he just gets freee food.