Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 08, 2013

@Alexikakos Wont the rubber track make it a bit chewy? Will try the recipe on some fresh fillets though thx

They couldn’t catch the wild salmon…. It ran outside, jumped on a motorcycle and sped off at 90 miles an hour.

City raised salmon looks like roadkill.

Does this mean it was a Goodyear for that salmon?

Why did the salmon cross the road?

Bring me something else, I’m tired of salmon.

I’d be afraid of getting Salmonella.

Open it up and a rat jumps out…

Salmon as road kill? Must be in Washington state. lol

Shouldn’t she have downgraded to the suburbs raised salmon first?

@ alexikakos…….you’ve had that recipe since 1834 ???? Must be an old one…LOL

If I may please answer my own question, that incidentally, no one correctly answered, said salmon actually finished his spawning and as long as he was going to soon die, he wanted to be the special of the day at the local road kill restaurant.

I like the bandage and cigarette-butt garnishes.

@John Pike, Calamity JaneIf you look at it as a cross section you see the tread and side walls of a tire

For someone that goes by the name “Notsoastute”, I think you’re very clever.

just stay away from the brown trout…..

GROSS !!!!