Pickles by Brian Crane for March 15, 2013

You won’t smell it Earl once you put yoursleep apnea mask on.

I think the cure for pickle breath, is toothpaste and mouthwash!

Sip of pickle juice, shot of tequila, then some more pickle juice…and you have yourself a “Dixie Hooker”.

Interesting, I get restless legs and a friend suggested pickle juice. Guess this is one of those home remedies.

lots of skating rinks here freeze pickle juice in small plastic cups and sell them as snacks. Got to admit it is a pretty good idea, I mean, kids will eat anything and to get them to pay for something that most folks pour down the drain is genius.

I have the same problem with miso breath. Miso paste is the one thing I know of that will stop a cold in its tracks if you eat some when you first get that “I’m coming down with something” feeling. Unfortunately, being a fermented product, it gives one fierce halitosis.

Is Earl reading the latest issue of High Times? It looks like a certain type of leaf on the cover.

Opal can get a prescription for quinine tablets or simply buy some tonic water at the supermarket, which contains quinine. It works fast and great. Later you could make a drink with the leftover tonic water. Ha!

Tonic water works for me, and not as smelly. Also corks in the bed for mild cramps.

I’ll have to try that pickles for leg cramps thing. Or is it just the juice that helps.

A bar of soap under the sheet works for leg cramps. I use one of those you get a motels. Nobody believes me but it works and no pickle breath.

I’d read that the author of this strip is a Mormon but this is the first evidence I’ve seen of it.

“Go sleep in the guest room or on the couch. That’ll show ’er”***************************************

Maybe that’s her plan………..

Pickle juice in a dirty martini… If your out of olive juice…

In the movie “The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T”, pickle juice and deviled eggs are considered a great delicacy.

What kind of pickle juice? Dill, half sour, or sweet mixed?

Yes, a teaspoon or less of yellow mustard (or any kind of mustard) is the best thing to cure leg or foot cramps. And it works fast!

there is, cut her head off

Does that really work?

I know two people have cronic leg cramps and both swear thatplacing a bar of soap under the covers at the foot of the bed relieves the cramping. ?????????

Do the Pickles ever get “juiced?”

FYI. Restless legs. Cramps. Pickle juice really works. No joke. All the athletes use it.