Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 18, 2013

99% of the time it’s the person holding the club instead of the club itself.

Golf is too easy!The first time I went out, I shot a 72.I didn’t even bother playing the last twelve holes.

Being left handed has prevented me from buying a lot of needless clubs. Walk into the pro-shop and just look for the one or two clubs facing the other way.

“Golf is a good walk spoiled” Mark Twain.

Golf. An anagram of “flog.”