Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 17, 2013

Tinkerbell got terminated.

Well Wiz, your fantasies have gotten zapped.

and this was back in the medieval day. no wonder they’re almost extinct!

If I had a top 10 list of comics, this would be there. I have read comics for years and this one today is excellent. Is that Tinkerbell? Wiz, you had better clap your hand fast to see if you can resuscitate (that should be a spelling bee would) her

Best comic of the day maybe probably longer.

Tink is recovering and she had sent a message to the Wiz’s wife via our group: She says and we quote: “NOW IT’S PERSONAL!!!”

she’s fairly sensitive

The Wiz’s wife has forgot that fairies (or pixies) are like hornets. They don’t harm you unless you harm them! And believe me, Tink does have a lot of friends!

ROFL

AN UPDATE…oops, my teleprompter screen went dark! Please wait….rebooting….okay this is going take a while, posters. Please wait a little longer!

Okay, it’s uurp agai-sorry, it’s up again, here it isAN UPDATE: Tink has put a contract out on you, Blanche! You just made yourself an enima…excuse me…enemyout of her! So you better have your husband the Wiz andHenry the family pet sleeping with you tonight because you’re going to need all the protection there is! END OF UPDATE

Ah..poor Wiz…a brief affair..ending badly..

Don’t you mean San Fransissyco

You fergittin… This was a female fairy… Glittery things attract them….

This has happened to me at least twice.

awwwwwww. lost another one.

Reminds me of a joke from Jeff Foxworthy …

If your form of quality entertainment is a six-pack of beer and a bug zapper ……. You might be a redneck.