Rubes by Leigh Rubin for April 05, 2013

wanna evolve or don’t you? with your genes, that comet will probably hit you right between the eyes

His dad won’t eat him with a helmet on.

can you envision a house with 30 ft high doors????

Motto of a T-Rex should be: Yea, though I walk through the valley of darkness I fear no evil, because I’m the meanest SOB IN the valley.

You ain’t getting that hat on using those arms.

Triceratops are the ones with the helmets

Purple…must be Barney’s mother.

Isn’t that kinda like getting uder your desk in case of a nuclear attack….?

how self-descriptive.

I wonder if he’s going outside to play with Tod the dinosaur.