Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 12, 2013

For tonight’s performance, Susan Sunshine will be playing the part of the third, even less-well-known sister…Little Go Sleep.

ram it!

She’s kind of cranky……German’s can be cranky…Maybe she should look around for a good German Shepherd…

I think she just escaped from prison – she’s on the lamb.

Bleat it! Bleat it! S

Isn’t she the one that trained her flock to attack their neighbor Francine? If so, I’m leaving – I don’t want to be around when the sheep hits the Fran.

If her name was Baa-a-a-zil she would be an Australian shepherd.

LOL!

Doesn’t she look like Bertha from “Two and a Half Men” ?

What’s coming out of her mouth? Or do I not want to know?

I wondered if she had a halter in her mouth first, then I realized it was a cigar.