Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for May 21, 2013

What does Dr. Kowalewska suggest for patients with cat allergies?

Give Ted enough rope and…

Mr. Blofeld & the cat—wasn’t he in a James Bond movie?

Your wrong, It can be done

Ted obviously has nothing of real meaning in his life.

Ted constantly knits… except when it’s time for Wapner.

Stroking my cats has always been good therapy for me.

(In)Famous Cat Haters—Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, Walter O’MalleyFamous Cat Lovers—Abraham Lincoln, Robert Ripley, Ernest Hemingway

Why, Ted? Giving yourself enough rope?

Ted should be at the end of his rope by now!

We already use feline therapy.

My cat practices “sit in something nearly-empty therapy” on me. When I come home upset or angry from work, the cat will nuzzle up to me then head over to the fabric-covered box where I keep the magazines. She will then make a spectacular leap (for an 18 year old cat, at least), hunker down in the box for a moment, then just poke her ears and eyes above the rim. Never fails to put me in a good mood, and she has been doing this for years. When I was moving and had tons of boxes in the living room, she (and I) were in heavenly bliss.

Now Ted can hang himself from a cliff approximately 17 miles and 6 or 7 feet high.

I stroke my cats on their terms.

“Ah Chonnie! Vould you lak to peet my poussie?”

“Well, yeah..but you’ll have to move that cat first.”

that sounds like great therapy stroking cats I love cats

i like that blofeild thing.