Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for June 20, 2013
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June 24, 2013
Transcript:
vestibule havarti 1-95 to baltimore curtainrod dental floss impetigo grocery store conveyor belt purchase divider big mick june skywatch man: ooh! the june sky is crammed with easily visible objects & constellations, including havarti the artisanal cheese & big mickey the copyright violation. man: star light star bright, first star i see toni- what th- west east and, of course, the 21st is the summer solstice, the year's shortest night. on the 28th the starry firmament will fill with auspicious signs & portents: comets, meteors, wheels of fire, knotwork rainbows, kabbalistic symbols writ in lightning, stock quotations formed in the cold discharge of the aurora borealis, rain of frogs, etc. but nbc-4 weatherman bob ryan predicts rain. sorry!
Ida No over 11 years ago
“Curse you, Bob the weatherman! Curse you to the other side of hell! The bad side! The side with 24-hour cable news shows and underwear that fits too tight! No artisanal cheese for you! Bad weatherman. Bad.”
Sisyphos over 11 years ago
Kinda slipped us a Big Mickey there, huh, Richard?
fritzoid Premium Member over 11 years ago
In my culture, “Curtain Rod” is known as “Uncooked Fettuccine.”
Gilda Blackmore over 11 years ago
Lucky for me I live in Canada where Bob Ryan is not a factor! All auspicious signs and portents will be visible here.