Howie Mandel was once on a cross country flight from New York to LA.-—————————— Midway there, he went forward to use the head, and there, next to the door, was a small closet, with the door open.-————————————-And there, hanging up in the closet, were the captain’s coat and cap, and the co-pilot’s coat and cap.-————————Sooo, Howie went back to his seat and got his buddy, and returned with him to the closet. Then he put on the captain’s coat and cap, and had his buddy put on the co-pilot’s coat and cap.-———————————Then he had his buddy follow him down the aisle to the center of the plane, turned around suddenly and said, “AREN’T YOU FLYING?!”
His career would REALLY take off, and his talent would be pursued at new heights! The fact is plane to see! ==Even though he could let it go to his head, and have an “air of superiority” around him… (had to repost, deleted from earlier…)
Sherlock Watson almost 11 years ago
And don’t call him Shirley.
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
He’d certainly have an attentive audience… they can’t walk out on him…
edclectic almost 11 years ago
May I have a parachute, please?
amaki80 almost 11 years ago
Make it so!
coffeemugman almost 11 years ago
He could work for some cheap-ass airline that sells peanuts one at a time for $5 a nut.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 11 years ago
This is your Captain, asleep at the wheel…
Simon_Jester almost 11 years ago
Howie Mandel was once on a cross country flight from New York to LA.-—————————— Midway there, he went forward to use the head, and there, next to the door, was a small closet, with the door open.-————————————-And there, hanging up in the closet, were the captain’s coat and cap, and the co-pilot’s coat and cap.-————————Sooo, Howie went back to his seat and got his buddy, and returned with him to the closet. Then he put on the captain’s coat and cap, and had his buddy put on the co-pilot’s coat and cap.-———————————Then he had his buddy follow him down the aisle to the center of the plane, turned around suddenly and said, “AREN’T YOU FLYING?!”
Me3000 almost 11 years ago
they would make a fortune on noise canceling headsets
SandraHuffstutler almost 11 years ago
My husband is a pilot, he read this and LOLed. Thanks
bopard almost 11 years ago
♞♬ Tiptoe thru the tulips♬
JayBluE almost 11 years ago
His career would REALLY take off, and his talent would be pursued at new heights! The fact is plane to see! ==Even though he could let it go to his head, and have an “air of superiority” around him… (had to repost, deleted from earlier…)
scyphi26 almost 11 years ago
All I can think about is to wonder how long it’d take before the crew and passengers mutiny against the good captain…
zero almost 11 years ago
Must have been before computer auto-pilot. Or Howie just didn’t know about it. . ..