Overboard by Chip Dunham for August 11, 2013

Didn’t Queen Elizabeth (the first one) get bathed once when she was born and a second time when she died?

I stink, therefore I am…

I think they’re both advocates.

Good Morning, Crew!

Shark week!Morning crew.

Traveling we noticed, with our noses, that it seems only Americans use deoderants….our friends have to buy deoderants for their family when the family comes to visit them…and, when the hairy underarms retain that smell it is worse than awful, gag gag gag……… dogs smell better.Good morning crew and critters!

I always finish off my bath with a rinsing shower.

I also understand the reason the French had so much perfume and used so much is because they stunk…supposed to cover it up.

Good morning Crew!

And just imagine what they’re like now, post-shark-stomach. Yecch.

Well, that’s how you can tell an Italian airplane…by the braids under the wings.

Until recently, (the last 100 years or so…) the common belief in most western cultures was that bathing was the cause of most diseases (the plague and such) and, therefore, was almost never done.

Bathing customs are a matter of personal preference. Nate and Louie found at least one good reason NOT to bathe. However, how many sharks live near most people?Now, lions and tigers could be another reason not to bathe.Bears come to mind too …

Yup—never underestimate the power of shampoo and body wash.

Happy Sunday, Crew.

It’s sickening how many people who ride TTC don’t know that bathing should be more than once a week.Serious … I’ve been beaten near to death by someone’s scent … I could smell the fish seeping out their pours from 20 feet away.Another guy …I don’t think he’d seen a bar of soap in a month, and his hair was limp and greasier than a Pizza Hut “pizza”.

Let me shower you…with warm greetings!