The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 02, 2013

Cook me up a mess o’ them chicken lips!

Chicken lips…scarcer than hen’s teeth!

Parts are parts, pass the nugget’s and some hot sauce.

They have lips. Just not on their face.

Would she be referring to the “parson’s lips”, just beneath the nose?

Are these lesbian chickens?

He’s not frigid. He’s chicken.

He’s just egging her on.

Men always want what they can’t have and women always have excuses. Very funny comments.

Another henpecked husband.

He has a point…

I never kissed a chicken, but some parrots kiss with tongue (as do dogs and cats). I DID experience some strangers remark “I’ve never been French kissed by a bird before”. Cuddles liked flirting with attractive young men and (especially if they commented anything about “how smart or how pretty” she was) would tell them “I love you” and show affection in various ways. Here, she had just met a prince.

i think they just laid an egg; or at least she did

lay one on me baby

@mickjam – If you notice, the chicken on the left has a “wattle” on his chin which might make him a rooster in certain breeds?

He wants to get out of the pecking order.