Wide Open by Rich Powell for August 15, 2013

No worries there, kid.

Who among us hasn’t felt that they were adopted at one time or another?

I WAS adopted… and I’m really glad.

From the time I was about 5, I was frequently told how much I looked like my dad. How could they have known he was my adoptive father?

He was not adopted and he’s got his dad’s gene for obesity. Too bad, kid.

I’d say there’s not a lick of difference between them, but there is — a different cowlick.

I stand behind the fact that he is not adopted.

Or, he’s not adopted. He should just put it behind him an move on.

Twin butts. No adoption here.

Obviously not related. Dad’s left-handed & Junior is right-handed. But they go to the same clothing store.

In my case, my stepfather adopted me at age 5, shortly after marrying mom. Bio-dad died when I was about 3, and I have no memory of him. From what I gather, at that point he wasn’t much more than a memory for mom.