Brevity by Dan Thompson for August 06, 2013

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    Hey, who needs the gas for wackiness??

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    Chithing Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Ha! I laugh at your gas!

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    jreckard  over 10 years ago

    Sigh on the dotted line.

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    Labyr1nth  over 10 years ago

    I gas in your general direction!

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    buick322  over 10 years ago

    Oh sure just sign it! That way if you do something outrageously gross and disgusting, your family will be soooo darn proud.

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    ctsignguy  over 10 years ago

    And a sign i saw many years ago at a full-service gas station (when they still had them):

    “First we will Belt youThen we will Brake youAnd then we will Retire you”

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    Digital Frog  over 10 years ago

    The one and only time they tried the gas on me, they gave up after cranking it up three times and finding me still alert enough to read a small print sci-fi novel while waiting for something to happen.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 10 years ago

    Dentists are usually the happiest sadists……….

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    Comic Minister Premium Member over 10 years ago

    Cute lipgloss lady! You too.

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    hippogriff  over 10 years ago

    Doctor Toon: Novocaine is outmoded. When it was in use, I would refuse in exchange for a high speed, light touch, and lots of water. It was the needle and the wearing off afterwards that was worse that the grind itself.

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    Varnes  over 10 years ago

    De Wine Wuz fine…Dang! You beat me to it….

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