Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for October 13, 2013
Transcript:
Panel 1: "Mail's here." "I'LL GET IT!" Panel 2: "ZIP" Panel 3: "Just a lot of nothin'! Ha ha! Just the usual junk!" "Thank you." Panel 4: "Oh, and Nate...I'm about to do some laundry. Please take off that shirt you're wearing." Panel 5: "NOW!" Panel 6: *sigh*" Panel 7: "FLUP!" Panel 8: "Well, look at THIS! Your REPORT CARD!" "Rats."
favm about 11 years ago
We used to wait for the postman a block away from our homes. Nice guy, Worked our area for years and knew us all. He gave us our report cards.
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
Busted.
Penguin022 about 11 years ago
I don’t remember my report card coming THAT early…
laurabenjosh about 11 years ago
The usual junk and usual bad grades
Calvin! about 11 years ago
It was April’s fools day and my mom got a email from ME it was her fake report card….my brother who’s 5 was at my house..we were pretending that it was the alternate. Future… She failed school as a kid we got a 45 year old to be me in the future and he said"Don’t you remember…You took a potion when I was little to never age" Then a 90 year old came in pj’s as my dad and said good morning honey and she ran out of the house screaming!!! We had video cameras in our house so me and my brother could watch….HALARIOUS!!!!
ncalifgirl58 about 11 years ago
Wow Calvin. That is some story. You guys got her good. Hope your mom is a good sport! lol
orbenjawell Premium Member about 11 years ago
WHOA!! Biggest “Popeye-eye” I’ve ever seen Marty make!! Judging from the antics in all the strips going back to the first day of school, that card’s brimming with "F"’s. Snark! SNARK!!
Comic Minister Premium Member about 11 years ago
At least you’re not in trouble yet Nate.
Logical Duck about 11 years ago
Especially mail with no address.
QuietStorm27 about 11 years ago
He knows his son!
hometownk Premium Member about 11 years ago
I once hid my report card in the catcher under the bird cage. Mom didn’t know it was there. She didn’t know it was report card day. It wasn’t a bad report card so I gave it to her later that day.
RySonic about 11 years ago
That’s an interesting place to hide your report card…
Bogy Premium Member about 11 years ago
I didn’t mind letting my parents see my report card, I just wanted to get to it first and remove the bottom half of the printout that had the “unexcused absences.”
jakdatiger about 11 years ago
Whoa… Hairy Eyeball much?
Uskoke about 11 years ago
Probably Nate got ‘Dreadful’ like Harry Potter!
Comics kid over 7 years ago
this year they E-MAILED our report cards
Max Browne over 6 years ago
Gotta be all F’s there.
David Blough over 6 years ago
It’s October and already report cards are out? And it’s concerning for Nate. @comedyprofessional
Clarence over 6 years ago
Can’t Nate shoved his report card into his pants?
Jeditwo about 6 years ago
Wow, this is such a funny one! :)
Love2laugh over 5 years ago
Woah, how did he know it would be under his shirt?!!!
Clarence about 5 years ago
Well Nate got a F+ on Social Studies
Comic Man X almost 5 years ago
lol
rey mondia about 4 years ago
oTo
nandayconures! about 4 years ago
Why not just hide it somewhere outside then retrieve it later?
:l almost 4 years ago
so close to getting away with it too
NFT Lawn Care almost 4 years ago
He should have stuffed it in his underwear.
Skid and Pump almost 4 years ago
hey alteast he can still wash his shirt… or he was just lying and he built in 2 dollar cameras in the house
Skid and Pump almost 4 years ago
HE GONNA GET DEM C-’S
Skid and Pump almost 4 years ago
why is the report card taller and larger than nates pants?
Arcery almost 4 years ago
That’s just desperation from Nate.
SomeRandomDude over 3 years ago
Nate makes it seem so obvious
Piranha Plant (Formerly Fox and Falco) over 2 years ago
I take it Marty knew it was there.
RLinGoComics ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ #StopP2025 #StoptheUA&ILWars over 2 years ago
Nice try, Nate. You make it so obvious.
220001492 over 2 years ago
He is exactly like my dad