Close to Home by John McPherson for September 09, 2013

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    tedsini  over 10 years ago

    I knew it!

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    Manhunter808  over 10 years ago

    OOPS!

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    cdward  over 10 years ago

    Don’t worry, it’ll come out of the estate.

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    blyjohn  over 10 years ago

    So you can’t die until you pay your parking tickets? That’s the ticket to immortality.

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    James Hopkins  over 10 years ago

    So that’s how reincarnation works!

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    DaveBNM  over 10 years ago

    I remember the virgin in “Reapers” that was sitting on a park bench and lusted after a pretty lady who happened to be married. He was struck dead at that moment and ended up in Hell for coveting another man’s wife. Now that is harsh?

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    tedsini  over 10 years ago

    I remember a Bill Cosby routine where he was talking about how the Catholic church used to prohibit eating meat on Fridays. Then they changed the rule, “but I bet there’s still a lot of people in hell doing time on a meat rap.”

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    rnmontgomery  over 10 years ago

    I’m thankful my entrance is not based on works that I’ve done or not done. If that were true, it’d be totally impossible for any of us to get in

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