One can deluxe nuts to two cans bargain brand. Make sure the deluxe can is visible.Put the stainless flatware away? And do what? Use the heirloom sterling? Or the heirloom plastic, more likely.I would never go to anything at their house.
Where is the “guest” bathroom anyway?? In the garage??I wouldn’t go to any of their parties either.. Remember they recycle the Styrofoam ?? Taking the Ritz back to trade for the cheap generic? Does she have a Ritz box for such occasions?
Between the bran crackers and the virtually inevitable effects of ANYTHING eaten in that house, there’s not near enough T.P., and they’re gonna regret spending extra on the Charmin. (And, if Jerry comes, they had better hold back some of the party budget to repaint the bathrooms.) ((And if Ma’s going to be ther, the plastic seat covers might be wiser than they know.))
The rest of you were clever enough to see many tie-ins to today’s theme that I did not realize. But then, I don’t think much about toilets (other than cleaning those rooms). Even as a vegetarian I think things go along quite normally as it were.
Goodness, where to start? My MIL would buy day-old cake and put it in the freezer, then take it out 3 months later for a party. Life in the Retirement Village.
mikie2 over 10 years ago
One can deluxe nuts to two cans bargain brand. Make sure the deluxe can is visible.Put the stainless flatware away? And do what? Use the heirloom sterling? Or the heirloom plastic, more likely.I would never go to anything at their house.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
WE-STORE-IT
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
Hm, only two six roll packs. We can deduce (deduce, ha, ha, get it?) Jerry and Ma are not both invited.
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
^ … we, ha, ha, get it? can, ha, ha, get it?
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
Putting away the stainless is on the to do list yet Joy is putting out that which will be stained.
It’s a crazy mixed up Crustwood world!!
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
“Oooo.. Charmin!”
She can hardly wait!
gimpysgirl over 10 years ago
deduce?! You’re so punny
loveslife over 10 years ago
Where is the “guest” bathroom anyway?? In the garage??I wouldn’t go to any of their parties either.. Remember they recycle the Styrofoam ?? Taking the Ritz back to trade for the cheap generic? Does she have a Ritz box for such occasions?
Such loving and caring hosts they are…
finale over 10 years ago
No “Scat Tissue”? Is Burl’s boss invited? If so, all of the “supplies” Burl “borrows” from U-Stor-It will need to vanish for the evening.
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
Between the bran crackers and the virtually inevitable effects of ANYTHING eaten in that house, there’s not near enough T.P., and they’re gonna regret spending extra on the Charmin. (And, if Jerry comes, they had better hold back some of the party budget to repaint the bathrooms.) ((And if Ma’s going to be ther, the plastic seat covers might be wiser than they know.))
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
And the sign is correct for Jerry. He will undoubtedly run. It will be impossible for him to hide.
AngelMarieSings over 10 years ago
I swear I met their relatives at Olive Garden on Saturday.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
The rest of you were clever enough to see many tie-ins to today’s theme that I did not realize. But then, I don’t think much about toilets (other than cleaning those rooms). Even as a vegetarian I think things go along quite normally as it were.
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Leave it to the Crustwood crowd to get excited over brand name bog roll! Sheeeesh!
I have toenails on my fingers! over 10 years ago
There seems to be something missing from todays GOCOMICS’ forum.. Lemme fix it:
The Pennys are stupid!
Always fresh :)
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
Goodness, where to start? My MIL would buy day-old cake and put it in the freezer, then take it out 3 months later for a party. Life in the Retirement Village.