Lio by Mark Tatulli for September 27, 2013

OMG, his head exploded from those high notes!

Good thing the alien was wearing a fishbowl on its head; the vicinity would’ve been quite messy.

Ewwww.

hilarious scene from “Mars Attacks”

Ack ack ackackack ack!

Cybil thinks it’s terribly funny that the poor BEM’s head exploded due to her caterwauling. That doesn’t seem like a very nice way to treat an extra-planetary guest. Lio doesn’t think so, either….

Lio sees the alien as a paying customer so will, most likely, send Cybil to the doghouse for punishment….any doghouse would do, I’m sure.

Exactly my thought!

That’s because he used the Martian Translator:“All green of skin… 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest”.

I came here for the inevitable Slim Whitman/Mars Attacks comments. I thank you all for not letting me down.

I was thinking the same thing.

Cybil!

I’m sure Slim was proud that he’d saved the world. And, of course, “Any publicity is good publicity.”

You may have just provoked a war, kitto.

I have a Siamese who I’m pretty sure could do that.

Bad kitty!

You think that’s a good song??? It almost makes MY head explode!

My first thought was, “Is it live, or is it Memorex?”