I guess I have been too naughty after all. The only Christmas dreams dancing through my head will be of Joy in stirrup pants and a Spandex(!) blazer. Like cows on pointe.Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Even you, Leaky.
Kinda worn out from Festivus, but eagerly looking forward to a wonderful Christmas Day for all..Patty; maybe your folks will get you a gift card to the “Sirloin Slaughterhouse” or “Chez Bob’s Supper Club” so you can go somewhere nice also ( especially if they’re with you and you kick in the gift card!).
If I were Patti I would crawl under a rock for a few years. Better yet move to a far away city and not tell them!!Burl and Joy going somewhere fancy so they can wear vests?? I think they are WAYYYYY out of date aren’t they??
I think matching vests for the whole family would be nice for a formal outing this season. I see on the to do list, that in their minds, small as they might be, Patty is stuck in childhood; Smurfs outfit???? She ought to have at least grown up to Hello Kitty or Strawberry Shortcake by now. I recommend she get Burl a Papa Smurf tee shirt, he likes top name logo wear.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 10 years ago
mikie2 over 10 years ago
I guess I have been too naughty after all. The only Christmas dreams dancing through my head will be of Joy in stirrup pants and a Spandex(!) blazer. Like cows on pointe.Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night! Even you, Leaky.
Laura Gildwarg over 10 years ago
Merry Christmas, fellow Crustwoodians!
celestpuls over 10 years ago
Good idea. Buy Patty some Christmas clothes for her birthday.
Tom Falco over 10 years ago
Parents from Hell.
finale over 10 years ago
Kinda worn out from Festivus, but eagerly looking forward to a wonderful Christmas Day for all..Patty; maybe your folks will get you a gift card to the “Sirloin Slaughterhouse” or “Chez Bob’s Supper Club” so you can go somewhere nice also ( especially if they’re with you and you kick in the gift card!).
MeGoNow Premium Member over 10 years ago
She’s been telling people she’s an orphan for years.
loveslife over 10 years ago
If I were Patti I would crawl under a rock for a few years. Better yet move to a far away city and not tell them!!Burl and Joy going somewhere fancy so they can wear vests?? I think they are WAYYYYY out of date aren’t they??
imnormal over 10 years ago
I think matching vests for the whole family would be nice for a formal outing this season. I see on the to do list, that in their minds, small as they might be, Patty is stuck in childhood; Smurfs outfit???? She ought to have at least grown up to Hello Kitty or Strawberry Shortcake by now. I recommend she get Burl a Papa Smurf tee shirt, he likes top name logo wear.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I like the heart with the Gypsy Rose Lee quote. The Penny’s will never change – life is good!
orbenjawell Premium Member over 10 years ago
Nice places like McDonald’s and Dollar Dumpster……..Oh, YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!
stonehenge1951 over 10 years ago
Burl’s idea of fancy dining has a sign out front that says: Eat Here. Get Gas.
vldazzle over 10 years ago
I CAN visualize it and just tried my earlier link BAD THIS link should work