Matt Bors for December 04, 2013
Transcript:
2016 Talk News Anchor: 2016! Questions abound. Panel of important-seeming people, your thoughts? Man: It's going to be a year and then things will happen. Woman: Specifically, we will see weather occur. News Anchor: Fascinating. Man whose continued presence on television obliterates any notion of meritocracy in this country? Old Man: You have democrats... And you have republicans. News Anchor: Yeah. Wow. All great points.
ConserveGov over 10 years ago
Hopefully that senile Hillary “Tammy Wynette” Clinton will have called it quits by then.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
Getting her off of the ticket won’t inch Cardinal Rick ‘Frothy’ Santorum, Paul ‘Zombie-Eyed Granny Starver’ Ryan, Scott ‘Wholly Owned Koch Brothers Subsidiary’ Walker, Newt ‘Serial Adulterer’ Gingrich or Chris ‘No Clever Nickname’ Christie any closer to the White House.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Unless the Democrat pendulium somehow manages to get unstuck from swinging Left and they start to help undo some of the disasters they’ve caused since Obama got elected, they are doomed in 2014 and 2016…
SwimsWithSharks over 10 years ago
I like the Aaron Brown pseudo-thoughtful pose in the last frame.
I really miss him. He was an awesome talking head pretending to be circumspect during the propaganda campaign to invade Iraq. One of my favorite liars.
chazandru over 10 years ago
I miss the days when news organizations were more independent, had better budgets, and were more interested in getting the facts out than sensationalism.Oh well.wistfully,C.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Democrats since they are the obstructionists to the economy through increased taxes and regulation.
I Play One On TV over 10 years ago
“Welcome to Fluffpiece, your daily timewaster telling you absolutely nothing while looking intent and serious. Hey, we have 20 minutes worth of news, and we’re on for 24 hours.”
“Tonight’s forecast: Dark. Continued mostly dark throughout the night, changing to widely scattered light in the morning.” (Thanks, Mr. Carlin)
“And in sports, we predict that the score before the game will be nothing to nothing.”
hippogriff over 10 years ago
There are other parties out there, but the corporate “news” isn’t permitted to mention them except by the deceptive term, “Independents”. If people realized there were a wide variety of alternatives, we might stop the slide into the military/industrial junta ruling the country rather than the people.
Enoki over 10 years ago
Nothing new in that article. Economists on the Left like Naomi Kline have argued for dispossessing people of wealth and property as a means of getting them to vote for Progressives (Left leaning Democrats in this case) for decades..Not a very good strategy from the point of view of individuals but it is a good political strategy for those wanting Leftist big govenment and a massive welfare state that keeps people from being able to get out of poverty.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 10 years ago
Keep telling yourself that. It’ll keep you warm at night.
alise.duhon over 10 years ago
Rupert Murdoch is a liberal?? Who knew…