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Goat: Hey there, Pig. Want to play poker with us? Pig: I'm not sure I know how. Goat; Okay, well... do you know what a royal flush is? Pig: Is it when Queen Elizabeth goes to the potty? Goat: No. Rat: Deal him in. Pig: Do we curtsey when she returns?
Sherlock Watson over 10 years ago
“We are not irregular.”
Phatts over 10 years ago
NO! DON’T DO IT!You know the beginners always get Beginner’s Luck! He’ll probably beat both of you out of all your money!
kamb8 over 10 years ago
High card?A usually clownishly amusing person who is on drugs?
(Look it up)
fromgermany over 10 years ago
Pig is just pretending.
Ida No over 10 years ago
You must be a girl, because everyone is calling you “Patsy”.
Alphaanddelta over 10 years ago
When she returns, you ask her if she lit a match.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Can one fleece a pink-skinned Pig? We may find out….
noahproblem over 10 years ago
There has to be a really bad joke about being “all in” to make here, but I just can’t think of one right now…
Enoki over 10 years ago
Pig’s about to find a leading role in “The Prince and the Pauper” and he isn’t going to be a Prince…
cubswin2016 over 10 years ago
Careful people! I smell a hustler!
e.groves over 10 years ago
I read that the queen takes her toilet with her when she travels, and no one else is allowed to use it.
Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 10 years ago
Long time ago I tried to learn bridge. I was dealt 13 cards. Don’t remember the other eight, but I held the ace, king, queen, jack, & ten of diamonds! Only time I ever held a royal flush! Hope Pig has better luck!
Sandfan over 10 years ago
Pig needs to know that if you sit down at a poker table, and you can’t tell who is the patsy, it’s you.
eyebuzz Premium Member over 10 years ago
Deal him in AND give him another beer.
corzak over 10 years ago
Whew, Queenie! How about a courtesy flush?
me over 10 years ago
Hee hee – good one.
RACerri32 over 10 years ago
“Ante up , Pig,”Pig – "Auntie who? "
Potrzebie over 10 years ago
Now ask him about the Queen’s nuts! (look it up!)
ChessPirate over 10 years ago
The royal wee-wee?
Number Three over 10 years ago
You just have to love Pig. I know I do.xxx
jflake10 Premium Member over 10 years ago
Your lack of Grace is over the cliff, AND so funny!!
Vet Premium Member over 10 years ago
See that before….Pig will win it all.Rat..“I got four queens.”Pig…“Beats me, I only got four ones.”
NoSleepTil_BKLYN over 10 years ago
Look to your left – then – look to your right. If you can’t identify the sucker – then it’s YOU!
Ambydextrous over 10 years ago
DEAL-HIM-IN !
Ultracus over 1 year ago
Well she can’t go potty anymore