I told you that you were gonna put an eye out with that thing…er, eyes…er, oh well…
Perhaps, instead of weapons research, Jimmy could concentrate on giving his mother decent lip implants.
Gosh, Dad, I’m sorry. Can I have the car keys now?
A word of advice to all parents: Be careful what you say to a child holding a death ray.
Scott’s been spying on me!
I hate when that happens.
Charles Addams did it first!
October 30, 2015
edclectic over 10 years ago
I told you that you were gonna put an eye out with that thing…er, eyes…er, oh well…
pcolli over 10 years ago
Perhaps, instead of weapons research, Jimmy could concentrate on giving his mother decent lip implants.
Sisyphos over 10 years ago
Gosh, Dad, I’m sorry. Can I have the car keys now?
PICTO over 10 years ago
A word of advice to all parents: Be careful what you say to a child holding a death ray.
James Hopkins over 10 years ago
Scott’s been spying on me!
Tom Falco over 10 years ago
I hate when that happens.
TheWildSow over 10 years ago
Charles Addams did it first!
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