Sunny Street by Max G and Sandy B for December 10, 2013

Why are you wispering? Do you think the cow will be insulted?

be glad you didn’t order a milk shake, the cow dancing on the table would have been too much.

Yum, rare steak. I always tell the server, “Just knock off the hooves and horns and drag it through the kitchen.”

“And I changed my mind about the pie for dessert.”

Notch his horns, singe his hair, and run him through.

This steak still has marks where the jockey whipped it

Now I want a steak for supper.

Once I was served a steak so rare that a good vet could have had it back on its feet in half an hour.

It isn’t rare. They are very common around here. I’ve never seen a radiant orchid cow…

Careful. That cow looks mad!

Uh oh!

“But sir, you said you wanted your steak ‘still mooing’.”

Now you know the chef is gonna spit in his plate. BTW I’m looking forward to seeing this joke again on the Argyle Sweater, in a few weeks.