Man: Every night it's the same dream...a stinky fish crushing my chest!
I’ve often thought that whoever came up with the idea of nightmares and/or succubi as evil spirits who sit on your chest, must have owned a cat!!
My cat does that, but she turns around so her butt is in my face. Hades smells really bad in my dreams.
stlmaddog5: You mean it is fueled with cat-litter biogas?
That’s what you get for sleeping with cats. I’d never let a pet sleep in my bed.
September 06, 2014
orinoco womble over 10 years ago
I’ve often thought that whoever came up with the idea of nightmares and/or succubi as evil spirits who sit on your chest, must have owned a cat!!
stlmaddog5 over 10 years ago
My cat does that, but she turns around so her butt is in my face. Hades smells really bad in my dreams.
hippogriff over 10 years ago
stlmaddog5: You mean it is fueled with cat-litter biogas?
vldazzle over 10 years ago
That’s what you get for sleeping with cats. I’d never let a pet sleep in my bed.