Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for January 24, 2014

There has to be conspiracy theories. Otherwise all of those people that believe them would be wandering around outside, unattended talking to themselves, and we can’t have that… why someone might believe them and we’d have a whole flock of new religions starting up… It would be best to give them a computer and let them rant. This way the NSA can keep an eye on them and adjust their medication as needed.

We’ll need the robots to get rid of the zombies.

I wasn’t taking this seriously, but if Eddie knows this is real then it is time to pay attention…

Impressed how Eddie blew a question mark out of pipe smoke…

Bezos’ nation of drones makes him Lord of the Wings.

Anybody find the 2ed. shooter yet ??

if Cap’n Eddie said it, wouldn’t it be “Lahd Bezos” ?

Bla bla bla bla

I sense a new story arc… (I hope)

Where does Jeffrey stand on all this?Doesn’t he still have government agents on a Moebius strip somewhere?

let’s all pray, for nevah nevah land.

They’uns already dronesThe Krundai approve

Amazone as a conspiracy? Well, dat jes not sell, it is too late, already here.

This is what cops do in their spare time. Everyone is guilty, they may not be able to prove it, only other cops are safe…..

Has Eddie ever been proven wrong?

I think Bezos prefers Darth ;-)

All hail Lord Bezos!

She’ld probably scare ‘em silly and they’ld fleeback from whence they came.

-All joking aside, read “A Cruel and Shocking Act” by Philip Shenon, for a very good investigative journalistic approach to what went wrong with the Warren Commission’s investigation into the JFK murder. It’s clear that both the FBI and CIA had info about how dangerous Oswald was and didn’t share that info with the Secret Service. There was no real evidence of a conspiracy to kill the President, but plenty of evidence showing that the killing could have been prevented.

Fox News gets their information from Eddie.

@pouncingtiger : Fox news gets information from Eddie, but where does he get his information from? TMZ or Danae?

Conspiracy theories are fun until they become the basis for laws and policy.

I hear Eddie will be the new lead on the next opinion show on MSNBC