Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 20, 2014

Lets go with fix toaster.

But if we go with restore order to the universe, that’ll fix the toaster as well.

food, food is always the priority, maybe that’s why I’m so fat…

I’ve never seen a giant centipede: how big can the biggest ones get??

This is the land of ID, so centipedes can get as large as a house!

How is fixing the toaster ‘urgent’, but not important?

Must be a substitute cartoonist who can’t draw.

You can only restore order to the universe if there’s a valid backup available. Otherwise, it’s a start over scenario.

The universe is chaos, I tell you, pure chaos!

looks like the Wizard har read Dr. Stephen Covey’s book, Seven Habits of Highly Effective People

“@UncaJimrofl!”~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Thankew, thankew, thankew!! I’ll be here all week, folks…don’t forget to tip your waitress!!

I clicked on this..Title says Wizard Of Id…This isn’t Wizard Of Id…NEXT!