Matt Wuerker for January 18, 2014

My guess is that his own plumbing is so backed up that he has **** for brains.

Hmmm, and I just figured Gohmert just had a vacuum up there.

Good one :-)

How dare you cast aspersions on Louie Gohmert’s asparagus!

Didn’t Sen. Larry “Wide Stance” Craig write a book called “Basic Plumbing for Judges”…

I liked Jon Stewart’s take on the plumbing comment.

@DrCanuck’s Little SisterIf conservatives would stop putting their body parts where they don’t belong (their feet in their mouths, their “others” in their non-wives), things might start looking up a bit.

Last month there was a big scene in the office. A woman, who had recently transferred to our facility from another state to follow her fiance in his new position, found out that he was having an affair. This other woman had barely seen the 2nd anniversary of her own marriage.While their failed marriages and infidelities are really none of my business, I do have to wonder why my marrying another man would be considered a detriment to the “sanctity” of their marriages.

“Marriage = Man + Woman Union = all other combinationsGet your own word”So your solution is “separate but equal”? Should “everyone else” be forced to use separate bathrooms and drinking fountains as well? Keep your religion out of my equality.

So, marriage is about plumbing. Good to know…

Nearly everyone on this forum (and most people elsewhere, it would seem) agree that Congressman Gomert is a moron. What is really pathetic is that the voters of his district keep reelecting him. What’s up with THAT?