Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for February 10, 2014

Now tell the one about the slippery slope.

And why do they lace up their skates so tight around their ankles?

˙sʞɔǝu ɹᴉǝɥʇ punoɹɐ ɯǝɥʇ pǝɔɐl ʎǝɥʇ ɟᴉ sǝʌlǝsɯǝɥʇ ǝʞoɥɔ p,ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq

If all the stupid jokes in the world were laid end to end….you’d have a really long stupid joke.

What an icehole.

I see.

That’s cold.

The falls aren’t part of their routines?

Tony’s question today, from Facebook, what is your favorite event?Winter Olympics I would have to say the ski jump. Looking down that ramp……give me the willies. In summer I enjoy the diving and TKD events.

The closing ceremony.

If I watched any, it would be gymnastics in summer. My oldest son and at lest one grandson are also into high jumps, so I’d watch that.

My youngest granddaughter, just finishing HS, is Rosa in Bye Bye Birdie right now; son said he’d send me a clip from his cell phone.

What is your favorite event?

“It isn’t the ice that makes you slip – it’s what you mix with it.” – Early 1960’s humor magazine