Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 05, 2014

Exactly. You could time this for June 1st, and jump when they send you the “payment reminder notice”. Be sure to max out your credit cards, too.

Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives…With apologies to Christine McVie…….

Tell me lives, tell me lives, tell me sweet lemming lives, Oh…Tell me liiiiives……With apologies to Christine McVie…..There, I hope that sticks in your head all day! Bwawhahahahah….

“lifestyle”? Shouldn’t it be “deathstyle”?

Dentists? Pfffft. Orthodontists, in your face.

This is not the first lemming strip.

Wow. Just think of all the money he’s saving.

Yes Bob Lemmings there are advantages but the disadvantage is it’s your turn to jump.

Wrong, Sherlock. The IRS gets theirs, anyway.

All this reminds me of waking up from a bad dream where you HAVE to do something unpleasant, and you’re lying there thinking, "I gotta do it! I gotta go back and do it! Then you go, “Wait . . . it was a dream! I don’t hafta do nuthin!”

If you don’t have good teeth, your corpse can’t be used to fool the enemy into thinking the invasion will happen elsewhere.

Never play cards with a lemming… All they do is follow suit.

Even though I didn’t spell out any unsuitable words in my earlier post, it was deleted, so now I’ll do it again::Another good exit line: “F—— you, IRS!”:(Hey, for all you know, the word is “Forget.”)

Welcome back, Lemmings!

And Goodbye Stan.

xxx

Ahh, Stan. I sympathize. I was at the dentist yesterday (which, by way of Domino Effect, is why I’m late here today)….

What do you call a group of lemming?

Why must a character named “Bob” always die?