Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 09, 2014
Transcript:
Larry: Can me help you? Man: Good morning. I'm with the internal revenue service, and I'm afraid we've spotted some irregularities on your tax return. Larry: Whuh erruggerlaritees? Man: Well, for example. ON line 8, where it asks for your income, someone's written, 'me make lots monees.' Larry: So? Man: So on the next line, it says, '!@$#@$ you guvmint, you no feet any.' Larry; My accountant a leetle aggressive.
finale about 10 years ago
Hope his tent is still pitched in whatever backalley you found him in, Larry.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Is Larry from Texas?
hariseldon59 about 10 years ago
He shouldn’t use Wesley Snipes’ accountant.
Ida No about 10 years ago
If everyone wrote that on their tax forms, it’d wouldn’t be “irregular” anymore.
Phatts about 10 years ago
Hey! Maybe in this story arc we’ll learn where the Crocs get enough income to live in that snazzy suburban house instead of out in the jungle wilds where you find most crocodiles!
Phatts about 10 years ago
That’s more Larry the big Libertarian Dreamer.Real Life libertarians know better than to mess with the IRS!
chris_o42 about 10 years ago
Oh yeah!! You go Croc!
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Geesh! This isn’t fair, Cartoon-Boy! Who am I to root for, Larry the Croc or IRS Guy, a.k.a. “durned revenoor”? —Is there no Third Way?
Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 10 years ago
This is one of Steph’s most “taxing” kartunes!
Guilty Bystander about 10 years ago
I’d demand that this guy show me his ID. When has anyone from the IRS told a taxpayer “Good morning?”
Strath about 10 years ago
Must use the same accountant as GE
vwdualnomand about 10 years ago
or, you could hide your money in the cook islands and offshore banks.
Reppr Premium Member about 10 years ago
blue eyes cryin’ in the rain….
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
whatever…steeel gonna geit monies, Ya you bet!
Bucinka about 10 years ago
Go Larry!
RACerri32 about 10 years ago
Croc streep is gud, even if tax-dodging MORON
Bandera_Ken about 10 years ago
Snack time!
BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 10 years ago
Yay the crocs are back!!
Lorenzo Browncoat about 10 years ago
AH,yes. Reagan Hood, the Governor who stole from the poor and gave to the rich. Long before he became President, and before his agenda was completely adopted by the US gov’t.
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
I always write “Infernal Revenue Service” on my checks. I’m such a rebel!
pshapley Premium Member about 10 years ago
I’m impressed. Larry actually filed his tax return well ahead of the deadline.
luvdafuneez about 10 years ago
You KNOW you’re in deep doo doo when the IRS makes a house call…
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
Dang, I’ve already filed…. next year, though, you just watch out, Mr. IRS dude!
hdcanterbelle Premium Member about 10 years ago
the croc had a burst of grammar, he used “my” instead of me.
Enoki about 10 years ago
I like Larry’s accountant!
Number Three about 10 years ago
So hilarious!
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K M about 10 years ago
If only… We can dream, can’t we?
knight1192a about 10 years ago
Accountant get Larry in a lot o trouble with the government. Especially the current state of the IRS. Unless Larry made the proper political contributions.
InstantIsaac about 10 years ago
Just a little aggressive . . .
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
who’s your accountant?yourself?i see.
zsjb01 about 10 years ago
Can’t believe they took out “screw”.I filled in the F word in my head! That’s much worse than Screw you! Ha ha, it’s like Jimmy Kimmel’s unnecessary censorship, makes everything dirtier.
Ambydextrous almost 10 years ago
Fire him! ;D