I know, I know…. They used their connections in the criminal underworld to acquire high quality forged badges under the names of current employees so they would match the database. Then Tom Cruise dressed as a security officer and drugged the rest of the security crew. He was able to guide the thieves to the vault where they quickly used the best quality CGI to drill through a 1/2 inch plaster wall and steal the map. Turns out the map was really the treasure, as it told them where to find the website for affordable healthcare. They were able to push this onto the internet using their tablets, and it went viral in minutes. Turns out Cruise and the thieves were really the good guys playing bad guys when they were given the task of stealing the plans from the bad guys currently in office, and they became the unsung heroes of the tale. Hmmm, “plan” means “map” in Russian…. the plot sickens….
Immigrants are also consumers, customers. Have you ever watched the documentary where a crackdown was announced on illegals was announced in a town and the town emptied out, putting a lot of local businesses out of business?
Well, this is interesting. I never cease to be amazed at how a goofy idea depicted using people with large noses and four fingers on a hand turns into a polarizing political discussion. Perhaps there’s a better part of the store for that. Isn’t this the Toy Department?
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Thanks, Al.
And Dave…. um… what?
Kyle Robert about 10 years ago
@exoticdoc2Well, to paraphrase Fyodor Dostoevski, you can can judge a society by how well it treats its criminals.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
I know, I know…. They used their connections in the criminal underworld to acquire high quality forged badges under the names of current employees so they would match the database. Then Tom Cruise dressed as a security officer and drugged the rest of the security crew. He was able to guide the thieves to the vault where they quickly used the best quality CGI to drill through a 1/2 inch plaster wall and steal the map. Turns out the map was really the treasure, as it told them where to find the website for affordable healthcare. They were able to push this onto the internet using their tablets, and it went viral in minutes. Turns out Cruise and the thieves were really the good guys playing bad guys when they were given the task of stealing the plans from the bad guys currently in office, and they became the unsung heroes of the tale. Hmmm, “plan” means “map” in Russian…. the plot sickens….
StCleve72 about 10 years ago
Immigrants are also consumers, customers. Have you ever watched the documentary where a crackdown was announced on illegals was announced in a town and the town emptied out, putting a lot of local businesses out of business?
dwpbike about 10 years ago
chubby checker should be questioned, although i doubt he can limbo under that bar.
dwpbike about 10 years ago
what’s with the political commentary?
looseparts creator about 10 years ago
Well, this is interesting. I never cease to be amazed at how a goofy idea depicted using people with large noses and four fingers on a hand turns into a polarizing political discussion. Perhaps there’s a better part of the store for that. Isn’t this the Toy Department?
dflak about 10 years ago
Must have been Jamacian, mon! They limboed under. Talk abouot lowering the bar.