Ted Rall for March 28, 2014
March 26, 2014
March 31, 2014
Transcript:
Religious beliefs of corporations. Hobby Lobby believes life begins at conception and that the pill causes microabortions but rubbers are ok. (Woman: My boyfriend and I need to know if we can have sex using the diaphragm.) (Man 1: Call HR) Starbucks believes that everyone should have four wives. (Man 2: It's not cheating if it's at Starbucks!) McDonald's believes that eating cow souls allows these noble creatures to transcend to a higher plane. At Goldman Sachs, the doctrine of executive infallibility means CEOs sins are absolved in advance. Your Supreme Court: where corporations are wacky cult peeps.
ConserveGov about 10 years ago
Why can’t people pay for their own rubbers if they want to have recreational sex Ted?Should we pay for their toys too?Time to grow up libs. Stop looking to Mommy Gov for all your answers.
Crabbyrino Premium Member about 10 years ago
Ted…did you mean “perps” or “peeps”.
sumsin90 about 10 years ago
Oh, ok. Now corporations are people, and people are corporate loop holes.
How…wha…oh never mind.
Ethaniel67 about 10 years ago
Well actually it would be save the insurance company much more if they made sex and drinking totally illegal.
Since you are all for ‘saving us money’ lets get started with the real things that cost us money.
Jason Allen about 10 years ago
“I only have a car, but I should have to pay for other people’s motorcycle, boat, plane and hang-gliding insurance.”And when you have an accident, their insurance premiums help pay for it. That’s how insurance works.
rossevrymn about 10 years ago
The pill, as it is currently designed, is abortifacient. But I guess actually realizing this fact would really mess up the mo of your silly cartoon.