Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for April 18, 2014

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    Fan o’ Lio.  about 10 years ago

    I’m not here, I went to bed.

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    Plods with ...™  about 10 years ago

    “How hard could it be?”-Jeremy Clarkson

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    Godfreydaniel  about 10 years ago

    Today’s was kind of a little funny in some ways (which is faint praise, I know, but I believe in giving small credit where small credit is due!) Actually, Jackie breaking the 4th wall is a rare example of good use of this tactic by the current team.

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    If that guy had any brains… He wouldn’t even CONSIDER taking Andy’s advice.

    xxx

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Gweedo – “Nobody calls meee duuuuude !!” – Murray said, about 18 hours agoIf she came later she woulda missed the opportunity to be inna right place at the right time to ‘catch the Number Three bus’. You coulda bin born a boy or some other girl. -That’s the one I use, YES ! I think they have a peppermint but I find that flavor more intense; hot perhaps.-Dr. Weitz once told me I have “soft enamel”.Some other man told me at an older age I would need to have those “wisdom” (4) ones out because they would crowd…-Horses are cool people. Just ask Colonel Potter. Please give the ol’ Trig a rub fer me, please. -Fritz was neat !One time Jim tried to train him to guard the pickup. Some dogs will guard a car or pick up when the owner is off. they bark and even growl when you get close. Fritz just stood in the pick up truck bed waggin’ his tail. I didn’t try to dissuade Jim from a lost cause…. I’m sure he knew. His eagerness was riding high !-I tried to give you a shout, but you were way over the other side talking to those other boys. ………………….. My screen fortifiers were in place just in case. I was gonna call you out on that and plum forgot. Was out all day yesterday and am quite busy today. Warm and sunny !-Finally Friday is rolling over on the odometer.__________________________________________________That was really nice what you said at the top part of your comment. I’m not sure if you meant it as a compliment but that’s how I took it. So thank you. I used to wish I was ‘some other girl’ but I’ve learned to love myself for who I am.-I knew that toothpaste is the one you are using because you said you use the spearmint. I’m still using Oral B. I don’t like the Aquafresh that comes in the tube which has a pump underneath because when there isn’t much toothpaste left it’s really difficult to push the pump up to get the last of the toothpaste. -Fritz must not have had it in him to be growly or aggressive.-There’s a dog round the corner from me who lives in a detached house above the big field who doesn’t seem to like me. It always barks at me when I cross the field. Well, not always. Sometimes it’s not there peeking over the fence. But it barks at me every chance it gets until it can’t see me anymore. My Mum said it done the same to her as well. I think it must be a protective dog.-What other boys? Sorry, not too bright today.Screen fortifiers… You cheeky…..Well “Finally Friday” is here so I hope you have a very GOOD Friday.

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    Number Three  about 10 years ago

    Another classic clip from Only Fools & Horses:

    Favourite line: “You know what happened to the real Trigger don’t ya? Roy Rogers had him stuffed”

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    pcolli  about 10 years ago

    Hey, duuuuude….you were at the same party, weren’t you? Or am I still buzzing?.I’m still thinking of All Tomorrow’s Parties…… hey, can you imagine Tiny Tim doing that one? I’m watching an arts programme about 1980’s synthesiser music at the mo. I guess my inner confusion’s unwinding..I’m sorry to hear that bunny’s not about but he / she’s all grown up now. Maybe you’ll get to meet the grand kits..Rabbits have massive appendices (compared to ours).

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    Michelle Morris  about 10 years ago

    That should be a real short conversation!

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