Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2006
December 27, 2006
December 29, 2006
Transcript:
"Can I help you, sir?" "Yes. I need a gun. My neighbor bothers me and I'd like to pop him in the rear a couple of times." WALMARTOPIALAND GUNS "Sir... I can't sell a gun to someone who tells me that they're gonna 'pop' their neighbor in the rear 'a couple of times.'" "Fine. I take it back... I shall only shoot him once." "...Curse these liberal gun laws."
Soroxas over 11 years ago
Yay, my first comment!
joeshmo30 about 11 years ago
the gun store is called walmartopialand
penguin56 over 8 years ago
rerun
jerry400 over 7 years ago
Not very realistic .. in fact they will happily sell guns to anyone
ArkanabarIlarsadin about 2 months ago
Black marketeers will happily sell guns to anyone, including guns that are damaged, defective, and/or dangerous to operate. Anyone with a Federal Firearms License (ie, to sell guns), will demand name, social security number, date of birth, and everything else on the Form 4473, which reads in part “Certain violations of the Gun Control Act, 18 U.S.C. 921 et. seq., are punishable by up to 15 years imprisonment and/or up to a $250,000 fine” and is six pages long.