Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 28, 2014

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    Rod Gonzalez  almost 10 years ago

    Questions like, “Is the King a fink?”

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    hsawlrae  almost 10 years ago

    …and do stupid things, like walking into open manholes.

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 10 years ago

    Yeah, but what about that Nigerian banker who is going to send me 7 mil? Huh, what about him?

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    phurface  almost 10 years ago

    Will Kim and Kanye ever get married?

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    sadiedog  almost 10 years ago

    As Einstein once said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not so sure about the first,” or something along those lines. Also, yes, I am aware how pretentious it is to start quoting Einstein on matters pertaining to comics.

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    2578275  almost 10 years ago

    Asked at Mammoth Cave Nat’l. Park 50+ years ago: “What time does the 11 o’clock tour start?”

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    rshive  almost 10 years ago

    How do I turn this thing on? Does OFF really mean off?, or is it still looking for me?

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 10 years ago

    Stupid questions…contact tech-knuckle support

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    cc915  almost 10 years ago

    ain’t that the truth!

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    Whimsical Cats  almost 10 years ago

    If you really what to know — ask a Librarian!

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    It is possible to ask a stupid questionIt is possible to not ask a bright questionTherefor, a good question might be, “What is the best question to ask?”

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    David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault  almost 10 years ago

    They have eyes but do not see

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    boldyuma  almost 10 years ago

    If one more..I mean just one more idiot asks me“Is it hot enough for you?”..I will…probably…go..berserk!!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    One of our professors passed out coupons on the first day of class “Good for one stupid question.”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    So, does the “Start” button on a PC actually also turn it off; or, does it just take you into another dimension where you just think the computer is off?I am glad I use Macs! When I shut it down, I know it is shut down!Or… is it?

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