Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 26, 2014

Nice choice, pig!

Just like the Goldfish® crackers in front of your pet goldfish.

At least he didn’t eat them in front of PETA people — they’d probably skin him for it.

Don’t forget that Pig also eats BLTs.

Should we eat mud slide ice cream at mud slide protests?

PETA = People Eating Tasty Animals.

Skip the protests. Eat a non-circus animal. Enjoy life, Pig. Leave the moralizing to Goat.

rat doesn’t have a chair?

Goat used the chair to get on his moral high horse.

@The critics of PETA—Some years ago I saw a PETA literature table on Manhattan’s Union Square. The partisans had a large bowl of animal crackers and a sign that read, “If you MUST eat animals, please eat only THESE!”

AND—since we are only 6 months away from Xmas, it should be noted that Nabisco’s “Barnum’s Animal Crackers” have a string on the box because it was designed as an Xmas tree decoration!

This is funny!

Do not eat if the Seal is broken…

@CameronPB1988Goat borrowed the chair to get on his moral high horse.

Oh – at first, I really thought Pig was snacking on pork rinds . . .

I always called them Aminal Crackers.

Next worse thing, Pig, would be a nice chevre.

Humans, unlike bears, are not naturally carnivorous. We don’t have the teeth, digestive system, or body shape of carnivores. I could go on for a long time listing the reasons I’m vegetarian, but you obviously have been brainwashed by the meat industry, so it would be an exercise in futility.

Well said, Pig!

xxx

Nice one

Actually both humans and bears are omnivores. A more telling adaptation is our degenerate appendix. In true herbivores it is a substantial organ known as a “gastric caecum” which helps digest cellulose.

Do circus animal cookies even exist?

THOSE ARE NOT MADE OUT OF ANIMALS **** IT