New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 26, 2014

“Cake or death?”

There is no such thing as a bad Eddie Izzard routine.

what is eddie izzard doing lately?

I prefer Eddie Izzard!

I prefer Maurice Chevalier, too. Vic, old girl, if you don’t feel like coping with that creep, send him here and I will adjust his attitude for you.

I actually sat through a bad Eddie Izzard routine last month.

Voulez-vous Hoppsasachen?Voulez-vous mit Papachen?Voulez-vous faire mit mir la dance?— “The Duchess of Chicago”, 1928

“Nous donner un baiser, ou peut-etre certains singe sauvage sexe!” = “Give us a kiss, or perhaps some wild monkey sex!”

“Nous donner un baiser, ou peut-etre certains singe sauvage sexe!” = “Give us a kiss, or perhaps some wild monkey sex!”