Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2014

Better bring along Guard Duck, Rat.

And how exactly is THIS going to make things better?

Use the roto-rooter, Luke!

It’s good to be the king

The Davis Empire employs cartoonists to do the work while Big Jim reaps the benefits. Cartoon-Boy is taking a stand for the little guys, and maybe getting rid of Rat at the same time! Sheer genius!

should be…Me Lord!

Yeah! Off with Rat’s head, for eating Garf!

Cats have long been worshiped as Deity’s in Egypt. Unfortunately all cats think they’re Deity’s, no matter the nation.

That’s not a red carpet… it’s a trail of blood!

so if rat barfs up Garfield would that be considered a rat hairball or a cat hairball?

It’s not enough to get a Bill Watterson guest strip, you’re trying to rope in Jim Davis too? Who next, Berke Breathed? Gary Larson?

Rat, you shoulda brung a lasagna….

should have brought 3 “friends”, pig as the lion, goat as scarecrow and Zebra as the tin man

I just hope Stephan and Jim are friends, otherwise this could get Ugly! Heck, it could just get Ugly anyway!

So if Pastis is calling Davis a narcissist one must wonder how often the later included himself in the strip?

Wouldn’t the JD on the inside of the window appear backward on the outside?

Where has Rat’s famous cricket bat been lately?

xxx

Cardinal Fang, fetch…the comfy chair!

It’s possible that Pastis got permission from Davis before doing this arc. Maybe Davis is laughing at this just as much as we are.

That’s happened before. Didn’t make it into the papers but it did The Crass Menagerie treasury. Of course Rat ended up undying.

That’s pretty good.

According to “Celebrity Networth”, Jim Davis has a net worth of $800 million and counting. -http://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/authors/jim-davis-net-worth/

I’m considering changing my sign-in name to “RipleyKPearls”!!

Stephan looks pixelated gere… Is that just me?

Name the Disney character that said one of the lines.

So, instead of WWJD (What Would Jesus Do), does Jim Davis’s followers wear a bracelet that says, “WWJDD” (What Would Jim Davis Do)?