Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 08, 2014

Next, he winds up in a mansion full of dancing Transylvanians.:“Let’s do the Cat Nap again!”

Look for the CD player sitting in the corn rows. Should be pretty close to where you are now. (Marketing 101 – repeatedly play advertising wherever the customer may be.)

Now Stephan is going to have issues with Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones and Phil Alden Robinson.

What do you mean ‘getting weird’?

Since nobody else said it…What a corny idea!

I think Steph is at Woodstock and ate the brown acid !

Stephen, you are looking at weird in the rear view mirror……

“Things are getting weird, Pig.” —Now, that’s funny! Cartoon-Boy sped past “weird” a long, long time ago and far, far away…. You been smoking them corn shuckings, Boy?

“I say governor, it’s getting a bit looney out here.”

He’s lucky! I can never get service out in those cornfields!

I do hate those corn mazes.

Oh, heck. I saw the corn field and was expecting a tribute to Jim Davis’ U.S. Acres!.There’s a pig in that cartoon, too!.Why not send Rat there?

It may be a little weird, but its not “Skin Horse” weird!

Que the little blond haired children!

AHHHHH , your mother smokes corn silk………………my mother doesn’t smoke corn silk, my mother is a a a a butcher, she smo smo smokes hams.

Somebody wished Cartoon Boy into the cornfield?

Now who didn’t have a Garfield stuck to their window back in the 80’s?

Horse is right,“THE WHOLE STRIP IS WEIRD!!”

“Several posters have some kind of “schtick” that they do on these boards:”-Thanks for your list — I’m sure there are others. These posters may annoy some readers; but, they also help create a different “culture” for each board. -“Anyway, if you don’t like the recipes, just scroll past them.”-Yep.

That’s an understatement.

xxx

Keep an eye out for talking scarecrows.

I wonder if that grin of T.J.‘s doesn’t tell it all?

@Kali39—Submitted for your approval, Stephan Pastis, lawyer turned cartoonist, who is about to learn that “A-MAIZE-ING” things are commonplace in …The Twilight Zone.

@Kali39—And I’m also a fan of “Benjamin Kubelsky”, especially when he feuded with “John Florence Sullivan”!

My first thought when I read the second panel was “Muppets in Space!”.

If Stephan thinks things are getting weird after the rat is pregnant storyline, they are getting WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn’t, “If you build it, it will come,” also in Dilbert?

@Kali39—and later Fred said to Jack. “Why, you fugitive from a Ripley cartoon!”

Also, those suction cup cats saved someone’s life.