WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 29, 2014

Only a clown would choose the fattest items every visit.

Round Old McDonald.

True. He’s not “Lovin’ It”.

That’s not Ronald….that’s Donald. He is Ronald’s stand in when kids have parties.Just as long as that scary Happy meal box character stays out of view.If that popped up I would jerk reflex shoot it.

Looks like RALPHald McDonald to me.

Save some of those balloon animals for angioplasty.

“It’s the big one”

I give you a big raspberry for political sheepery.

If he did, I hope he didn’t eat any of the chicken nuggets that came from China.

Which is what took people so long to get him any aid when he actually had his fatal heart attack on the set of the short-lived (natch) show “The Royal Family.” Everyone, including his co-stars in the cast, thought he was doing his “This is the big one, Elizabeth!” act.

Obviously, Wu and Mo are unfamiliar with the woman who lived on Mickey D’s for a year or more and lost something like 20 pounds in the process. It’s just a matter of the choices you make. You don’t have to be Morgan Spurlock with an agenda.

Ronald McDonald robbed Wendy’s. No, not that Ronald; a different one.

Didn’t the owner of the “Heart Attack Burger” restaurant die of a heart attack last year? (True story)

Is that The Donald in costume?