So... You and Sheila are dating? I guess so, yeah. Right. Well, your mom said it's time we had the talk. Do we need to have the talk? No. Yes! Yes! Oh, nooo.
My parents thought if I didn’t know anything about sex and the birds and bees I wouldn’t get into trouble. They were so wrong. It is best to learn at home from responsible parents.
I told them (3 boys, now men) “Be careful; one mistake now and you’re working at Citgo the rest of your life.” Seems to have worked – especially combined with Mom’s steely “You WILL take responibility for any child!”
I once had a coworker who had to pay child support for the rest of his life after impregnating a girl; he died at age 44. Some guys never take any personal responsibility for the consequences of engaging in sex with someone they’re not married (or engaged) to.
bjames.wi over 9 years ago
I’ve honestly never understood this stereotypical response to needing to educate your kids.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 9 years ago
My parents thought if I didn’t know anything about sex and the birds and bees I wouldn’t get into trouble. They were so wrong. It is best to learn at home from responsible parents.
Cozmik Cowboy over 9 years ago
I told them (3 boys, now men) “Be careful; one mistake now and you’re working at Citgo the rest of your life.” Seems to have worked – especially combined with Mom’s steely “You WILL take responibility for any child!”
The Legend of Brandon Sawyer over 9 years ago
the talk is needed
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Hee hee hee!
Number Three over 9 years ago
I am never having kids.Please DO NOT say I will change my mind. That’s happened to most people but not me.I have spoken.xxx
english.ann over 9 years ago
I once had a coworker who had to pay child support for the rest of his life after impregnating a girl; he died at age 44. Some guys never take any personal responsibility for the consequences of engaging in sex with someone they’re not married (or engaged) to.
Hunter7 over 9 years ago
To Larry & Toby.. “Cowards”. there’s the messy stuff. and then there’s the other messy stuff. Ask. Tell. on either.